Friday, March 13, 2015

I never did understand them...


  1. Nicolette’s the perfect woman for you. What’s there to understand?

  2. Sadly, Nicolette died a few years back. I was vacuuming the living room rug when I bumped into her. She rocked back and forth a couple of times and then tipped over, before I could grab her, and smashed into a hundred pieces. I replaced her with the table made of antique books after finding no apparent replacements. I do miss that cute booty!