Monday, July 15, 2013

Geezer Reflections

1. It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
2. The world only beats a path to your door when you’re in the bathroom.
3. If God wanted me to touch my toes, He’d have put them on my knees.
4. When I’m finally holding all the right cards, everyone wants to play chess.

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