Monday, July 14, 2014

Scientific Terms, Part 3

12. Sortest distance between two jokes + a straight line
13. 2,000 mockingbirds = Two kilomockingbirds
14. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
15. 1,000 cc's of wet socks = 1 literhosen
16. 8 nickles = 2 paradigms

3 comments:

  1. "Pat 3"?

    When did you start typing with a Boston accent?

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  2. LOL! I just saw that and fixed it! Besides, I miss George Jordan!

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