NEXT MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL:
Secret weekend rendezvous with girlfriend - $3,500
Lease new Ford Expedition for wife - $25,000
Using a city charge card like your own - $212,000
Legal fees for whistle blowing cover-ups - $9,000,000
Pending lawsuits against the city - $150,000,000
Exposing the Mayor and his girlfriend for lying under oath...
Priceless!!
There are some things money can't buy
For everything else there is the "Kwame card".
Just ask the Taxpayers of Detroit:
"I did not have TEXT with that woman".
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